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Lake Superior 2024 – Because I am • Bumper Sticker

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A blue wave is coming.

It's time for a change, a fresh start, from an experienced body of water who knows what greatness means. I, Lake Superior, am running for President, not for myself, but for the future we share, the waters that sustain us, and the lands that bind us.

Issues I'll be running on

  • Water First Agenda. Water before oil, always
  • Championing environmental education
  • Universal liquid income
  • Infrastructure investment
  • Restoring fish habitat
  • Green energy
  • Making lakes great again

My candidacy is not about politics; it's about reminding humanity of its responsibility to safeguard the Earth for generations to come. I am not bound by time or borders, but I stand for the values that transcend both. As we move forward, let us remember that our actions ripple through the world just as they do across my vast expanse. Let's rise together, sustain tomorrow, and create a legacy that truly deserves the title of "superior."

Join the wave of change. Vote for a Superior Future.

– 🌊

Bumper sticker measures 11.5"W x 3"H, and very durable for your adventure mobile, beer cooler, or wherever else you humans stick stuff.

P.S. I apologize for shipping costs when adding multiple products. Gumroad doesn't offer great flexibility for shipping options. With some added success, I'll look into a solution with better shipping options.

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A new kind of political candidate, with a clear view of our nation's horizon

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Lake Superior 2024 – Because I am • Bumper Sticker

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